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Giggles

A soldier serving overseas far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote to break off their engagement and ask for her photograph back. He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together, and sent them back with a note saying, “I regret that I cannot remember which one you are. Please keep your photo and return the others.”

Giggles

THE PERKS OF BEING OVER 60 1) Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2) In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first. 3) No one expects you to run — anywhere. 4) People call at 9 PM and ask, “Did I wake you?” 5) People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6) There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 7) Things you buy now won’t wear out. 8) You can eat dinner at 4 P.M. 9) Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. 10) You enjoy hearing about other people’s operations. 11) You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 12) You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 13) You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. 14) You sing along with elevator music. 15) Your eyes won’t get much worse. 16) Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 17) Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either. 18) Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size. 19) You can’t remember the Web site where you saw this list.

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