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Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. “Give me your money,” he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, “You can’t do this – I’m a Senator!” “In that case,” replied the robber, “Give me MY money!”

 

 

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A lawyer was standing in a long line to get tickets for a theatre play. Suddenly, he felt the hands of the man behind him, kneading into his back. He turned and gave the man a stern look, and the kneading stopped. But a few minutes later, he again felt the man’s hands on his back. “Excuse me,” the lawyer asked, “But why are you touching my back?” “I’m a chiropractor,” the man replied, “and I sometimes I can’t keep myself from practicing my skills.” “Get control of yourself,” the lawyer shot back. “I’m an attorney, and you don’t see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?”

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