How a Bartender Saved Me $10,000 in Therapy: A Hilarious Fix

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Ever since I was a child, I’ve always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a psychiatrist and told him I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed, I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.

“Just put yourself in my hands for one year,” said the psychiatrist. “Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”

“How much do you charge?”

“Eighty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.

“I’ll sleep on it, and if needed, I will come back to you,” I said.

Six months later, the psychiatrist met me on the street. “Why didn’t you come to see me about those fears you were having?” he asked.

“Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new SUV.”

“Is that so?!” With a bit of an attitude, he said, “And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”

“He told me to cut the legs off the bed – ain’t nobody under there now!”