A lawyer and the Pope died at the same time and both went to heaven. They were met at the Pearly Gate by St. Peter, who conducted them to their rooms.
The Pope’s room was spartan, with a bare floor, an army cot for a bed, and a single bulb for light. Then they came to the lawyer’s room, which was huge with wall-to-wall carpeting, a king-sized water bed, indirect lighting, color TV, stereo, Jacuzzi, and a fully stocked bar.
The lawyer said, “There must be a mistake. This must be the Pope’s room!”
St. Peter replied, “There’s no mistake. This is your room. We have lots of Popes, but you’re our very first lawyer!”
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