A married couple went out to a nice restaurant to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. While driving home, the wife saw a tear coming from her husband’s eye.
“Are you happy that we have spent 50 splendid years together?” she said.
He replied, “No. I was just thinking about our wedding and how your father threatened me with a shotgun, saying that if I didn’t marry you right then, he would have me thrown in prison for 50 years. Tomorrow I could have been free!”