One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden, an eighteen-wheeler came out of nowhere and took off the driver’s side door with him standing right there.
“NOOO!” he screamed, because he knew that no matter how good a mechanic tried to fix it, it never would be the same. Finally, a cop came by, and the lawyer ran up to him yelling.
“MY JAGUAR DOOR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH DRIVER!” he exclaimed.
“You are a lawyer, aren’t you?” asked the policeman.
“Yes, I am, but what does this have to do with my car?” the lawyer asked.
“HA! You lawyers are always so materialistic. All you care about is your possessions. I bet you didn’t even notice that your left arm has been torn off!” the cop said.
The lawyer looked down at his side and screamed, “MY ROLEX!!!”
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