Late-Night Robbery Gone Wrong: A Senator’s Surprising Encounter

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Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.

“Give me your money,” he demanded.

Indignant, the affluent man replied, “You can’t do this—I’m a Senator!”

“In that case,” replied the robber, “Give me MY money!”